I didn’t realize it was humanly possible for me to eat nearly 50 oysters… WOW!
Thank you Hog Island Oyster Company Happy Hour for not thinking badly of me and giving me a fantastic discount. I am a fat ass and it’s your fault. I love you anyway. However, I’m not eating ever, ever again. At least not until Friday, anyway.
On repeat on my iPod currently (and foolishly):
I can’t wait until Friday, Internet. Oh, Boston. See you soon. I am ready for a sunrise… that’s for damn sure.