Break down of Katie and I’s last important conversation.
Me: See if you can French inhale.
Katie: (tries… fails miserably) That’s impossible!! But wouldn’t it be cool if you could inhale and exhale at the same time?? Like if it were a special power only I had. Then I’d never have to breathe again.
Me: Umm, I think that, that would still be considered breathing.
Katie: Uh, no! To breathe you have to inhale and exhale… that’s the definition of breathing.
Me: But just because you are doing both at the same time doesn’t mean that you aren’t inhaling and exhaling… it’s just a constant state of inhale/exhale.
Katie: No, you’re wrong.
Me: Are we seriously arguing about this…
Katie: Yes, and I’m going to win. I’m right about this…
Me: Fine you can be right… But I still think it’s stupid.